Author name: asharrprivate

Your coworker just called you their “Moneypenny” in a work email. You’re not sure if you should laugh, say thanks, … Read more

You walk into a fancy club bathroom. A person stands there with a tray of cologne and towels. You feel … Read more

Your best friend hasn’t replied in three weeks. You check their Instagram. They’re posting stories, hanging out with other people. … Read more

You’re in a Twitter argument. You made your point. It was solid. Then someone replies with just one word: “touché.” … Read more

You are reading a perfectly normal post. Suddenly, someone says they are going to a party “sans makeup” or “sans … Read more

You’re scrolling Instagram. Your friend just posted a photo of two coffee cups at a cozy café. One cup has … Read more

You’re scrolling through TikTok. Someone comments “giving major topknot energy” under a video. The person in the clip isn’t even … Read more

Someone just updated their dating profile. Under “orientation,” they wrote sapiosexual. You stared at it for five seconds. Is this … Read more

You are scrolling through Instagram late at night. You see a story with a bright green circle around the profile … Read more

Your manager just sent a message: “What’s the ETA on that report?” You stare at it. You know ETA usually … Read more